Breaking Dawn or Break Me Down?

So the thing is I watched this with my housemates on 24th Nov for the midnight movie.

Honestly, I'm not really into these Twilight thingy.
So overall I'd like to apologize for the next paragraph you're about to read are on personal-review-basis. 

Siapa pencinta Twilight Saga, DO NOT READ. Nanti sakit hati :p

BEWARE! Master of SARCASM in action.

I've watched Twilight the first- at least half. Why? Because I find it err boring? But undeniably, there's something to the boredom. Something attractive such as the ideas that a human could fall for a vampire who lives like thousands years already? Whoaaa -___-"

Pardon me, it's not that I don't have the soft romantic spot in me. it's just that vampire-human lovestory is not mesmerizing enough. Heeee :p

Okay so since the housemates are eager, I give a yes for the movie la kan. Being positive at thinking like- who knows lepas tengok Breaking Dawn ni ada rasa nak follow Twilight dari mula sampai habis? 

So here's my reaction from the top to middle to the end :

Okay, Bella married Edward. She was nervous? Aww kesiannya.

They went for honeymoon. Okay wow! That place is gorgeous! My silly brain started replacing Bella & Edward's images by the beach with myself and boyfriend. Awww we're so sweet together! But then the reality hit. Auch! That wasn't even close to our situation right now :p

So they were talking sweet things. And kiss. And I was 'Awww! So comels!'

And there comes more talking. And more kissing. And I went...

Huarghhhhh -__-"

And there was almost an hour of kissing and sweetness and which I don't get it WHY LAH WEH pergi letak rating PG13??! If I was a parent, I would definitely went out and buy a super dark shades for her to wear throughout the movie. Despite the guilt I felt for dragging her watching this thang.

*Okay tibatiba I was a concern citizen sebab dalam cinema tu banyak budak-budak wokeh. Masa darjah-darjah dulu, mak ayah aku dulu takde pung ajak tengok late night movie. Bertuah uolls :p

And after those kissingsss, I realized that the movie has just started. Yeah it started when the werewolves tryna kill Bella + newborn baby. 

So that's where the director has managed to tickle my sense a bit.

Jacob was hot. He's a really adorable werewolf. Who needs a human boyfriend when a werewolf is hot enough that you melt? Huahuahua.

And Edward was sweet. Which I now tend to think that who need a human boyfriend when a vampire could treat you like a real princess?

And in the end, I started thinking like this. If a werewolf and a vampire have such an ideal gene, why am I still dating my boyfriend? Why don't I start dating a vampire or werewolf? 

The reason is because - Vampire & Werewolf DOES NOT EXIST. Boyfriend does exist.

Sooo girls who went 'Awwwhhh nak bopreng macam Jacob. Nak husband macam Edward', stop it girls. 

They do not even exist. But if you're eager still, you may go ask Jacob & Edward to go bite your boyfriend. 

See if they turned out like one?

Call me if they do -____-"

Nah but overall, Breaking Dawn was okay. Despite the fact that I was like watching a honeymoon diary that I think it should be renamed as 'Bella&Edward's Honeymoon Diary' instead of Breaking Dawn Part I. 

Yeaa, those kissesssss and all. I wanna go puke now. Kbye.

Oh BTW, Bella's baby was beautiful despite the fact that she turned her mom into a vampire. 

And breaking her mom's bones. 

And sucking her mom's blood.

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A very UNGRATEFUL daughter, in fact. -___-"