Well hiccup (atau bahasa Melayunya tersedu-sedu) is :
the act of catching one's breath while sobbing (source from Wikipedia)
Okay so after having my wonderful home-made lunch by the housemates today, I had a non-stop hiccup session. Tersedu-sedu macam takmau berhenti langsung. I was tweeting when Leen, my housemate entered the room and said 'kau tiba-tiba tersedu ni kenapa?' I was making a confused face and said 'entah'.
Suddenly she was saying something that shocked me to death :
Leen : Kau percaya ke boyfriend kau tu takde perempuan lain Pika? Aku rasa lain je.
Me : Eh percaya lah. Kenapa cakap macamtu?
Leen : Takdelaa, haritu aku pergi library. Aku nampak bf kau kat bawah library tu. Dia sorang je lelaki kat meja tu. Ada sorang perempuan tu duduk rapat gila dengan dia kat sebelah. Kau percaya ke kawan je?
Me : *dalam hati tersentak nak mampus tapi dengan muka selamba, reply* Tak lah, kawan dia kot. Dia selalu je belajar dengan kawan perempuan dia.
And suddenly Leen said, 'Aku buat cerita je la. Tengok kau dah stop tersedu'
Eh yelah! I stopped making that 'ek. ek ' annoying sound
.. And I went Pfffttttt -__-" Terima kasihlah kawan.
And the tips here : Kalau nak buat kawan anda berhenti tersedu, anda tak perlu amalkan sepak menyepak.
Cukuplah dengan mereka cerita yang boleh buat mereka tersentak their guts out bak kata omputeh.
Confirm dengan nervousness that they're feeling, they will stop the hiccups immediately.
Selamat mencuba!
p/s : Jangan buat dekat ibu-ibu anda. Takut nanti habis ayah korang dikejar sampai rumah jiran sebelah sebelum ibu tu sempat berhenti hiccups. Heheh
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